World Peace Through Character Design

Peace

2008-01-22T13:59:00.000-08:00

Don't pollute. The moon may be prettier colors through the gunk, but we're suffocating our kids.
We could take down everything with us if we aren't careful.
So be good.

Who will save the world from destruction?

2008-01-20T14:00:00.000-08:00

When you lie down to rest at night, who is there to tuck you in?

When the darkness closes around you, the rain pours down, who is it that lights your way?

When you're running late, who woke up early, cooked the eggs and browned the toast?

Only one can show this kind of motherly love and fight evil simultaneously--it must be--None other than -- BITTERSWEET BOB!

Taste the joys of goodness, villain!

The "5th" Horseman of the Apocalypse

2008-01-09T09:55:00.002-08:00

This little guy wants to join the ranks...the ranks of those who will bring the world peace (albeit in a not so peaceful way...)

2007-12-11T10:22:00.000-08:00

Last night, sleep was stolen from me. Robbed by an insectide menace- BEELIUM. How could I rest while this winged plague roamed free, leaving a trail of victims levetating uncomfortably in his wake. Who would liberate us from this gaseous affliction? From whence would our salvation come?

Ted.

A florist with ADD and a lot of free time. A florist with ADD, a lot of free time, and a helium tank. So endlessly amused by his own high-pitched voice is Ted that he has developed an immunity to the bouyant effects of helium. Saturated with this noble gas, Ted is the only man equipped to defy the venemous villian roaming the countryside.

And so it was that Beelium, unable to resist the miasma of pollen and spores surrounding Ted and his carnivorous pet plant, Polleminator. Unable to perturb ted, the impotent annoyance sought to slake his thirst with the sweet nectar of the Polleminator (known in some regions as the Honey Suckler) and met his ignominious fate.

Long live Ted.

Look to the Skies, America!!!

2007-12-08T22:22:00.000-08:00

A VILLAIN!!
Look out, citizens! What is more fearsome than an insect? A stinging insect! And what is more fearsome than a stinging insect? A stinging, flying insect! And what, you might wonder, is more fearsome than a stinging, flying insect? A stinging, flying insect armed with Deadly Helium Gas!!
Beware, onlooker!
BEELIUM IS ON THE SCENE! Patrolling America's skies and stinging with ruthless vengance. Injecting victims with bee-poison and helium gas, he sends the unsuspecting recipient of his attacks floating into the stratosphere where no one can relieve their itchy, burny bee sting with calamine lotion.
Who will put a stop to Beelium's mad rampage?!!

Rose...

2007-12-04T15:58:00.000-08:00

Rose works for world peace by bridging the existing gaps between people, animals, and machines, thus preventing a reptile uprising or another robot war (what a confusing time for cyborgs THAT was!). She makes friends with, and out of, other species as well as simple household items. A Crococycle, for example, as pictured above. She even gave it saddle shoes. Rose is, I must admit, Anthony's character, but the Crococycle is my idea.

Saving the world by reduction of greenhouse gasses

2007-11-19T18:17:00.000-08:00

Leonard is what you might call a practical hero--sure he doesn't slay buffali with his double swords or gun down baddies in cold blood, but he is reducing the emissions of greenhouse gasses, and can't we all learn something from his example? Thanks Leonard,
for showing the little guys how it's done.

Taneesha, who likes swords

2007-11-16T22:13:00.000-08:00

She hunts giant buffali with her twin swords. After beheading, she takes the buffalo entrails and performs a secret ritual wherein at the end she declares in her beautiful Inuit language, Pariliarumaniralauqsimanngittunga, "I never said I wanted to go to Paris."

And now the world is a better place.

2007-11-14T18:57:00.000-08:00

This bear is attempting world peace through excercising his (second?) ammendment right to bear arms. BEAR arms! Get it? MAN! I'm FUNNY! You should see the bad pun I put on my personal blog. *wheeew!*

Anyway, it's kind of copping that Blacksad style as drawn by his awesomeness, Juanjo Guarnido. For your own safety, dear reader, DO NOT attempt to say or spell this name at home.

Anyhow, Hugo the Bear here is keeping the streets safe and working for world peace with both paws. What are YOU doing?